The Perils of Having a "Contact Us" Button

We get a few odd suggestions from our readers now and again but nothing like the folks that run the Pentagon’s website get…you know….like "Why doesn’t the government parachute bears onto Bin Laden?."

"Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be," the innovator wrote. "Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing."

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