Top Costume Searches Include 'Adult Care Bear'

Imagine that, the top internet searches for costumes this year include stuff like adult care bear and adult snow white. Sweet!

I don't care what you dress up as for Halloween. Have fun with it. But just think about it. Adult Care Bear costume. Really. It's a costume that's probably itchy and uncomfortable, unflattering, and will embarrass the heck out of your kids if you have any.

Obviously this person has never done a Google search on "adult care bear" or they’d have realized this is hardly itchy or unflattering.

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