[H]ardNews 10th Edition

Burned Turkey Or Demon Head?

Everyone knows the story behind the DOOM series and how UAC opened a portal to hell on Mars…but what if that portal to hell was the oven in your kitchen? Check out this eBay auction submitted to us by Cal Morton Jr. and you will see that the DOOM story isn’t so far fetched. This is way cooler than that grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary on it.

No longer a mere turkey breast, but the charred head of some kind of unknown demon--a condemned soul in eternal agony. It appeared to be screaming.