[H]ardNews 2nd Edition - Blair's Funny Ed.

Gummi Balls:

A DIVER takes a look at one of the thousands of monster jellyfish which have invaded a stretch of coastline.

We hear if they are not stopped soon, Tokyo will summon Godzilla.

Sure You Are Straight:

Mr. Iwanyk, 32 years old, first suspected that his TiVo thought he was gay, since it inexplicably kept recording programs with gay themes.

Nice Panties:

A glitch at the Victoria’s Secret Web site allowed customers who purchased items there to view other customers’ orders in some cases, MSNBC.com has learned.