[H]ardNews 6th Edition - Stoopid Stuffs

Go To Hell:

I figured that enough of you sent this in last week that this follow-up would be of interest to you.

At least that's according to the search engine Google ( news - external web site), which when given a query for the term "go to hell," kicks back the home page of the world's largest software maker -- a rather humorous result, considering Google's reputation for producing the most accurate search results.

Challenge Your Cubemates:

...to a paper airplane competition. And bet money because you are going to be making the most badass long flying planes there are. Thanks to Craig Evans. My money is on the PL-4 Hybrid.

This plane is a mix. It uses the built-up leading edge of PL-2, but is short and wide like PL3. It also likes the outdoors, and needs more room than PL-3.

Endangered Blonds:

If you thought crossing the street was the most dangerous thing they did on a daily basis, check this out. Blame Mr. Burns.

A new study by German researchers claims that people with blonde hair comprise an endangered species that will become extinct by 2202.

I guess pretty soon we won't have to wait to find out if it is natural or not.

Hoff Hassled:

All I could think of when I saw this was, "Friends don't let friends drink and Knightride." Yeah, that was pretty bad, but blame Douglas Terborg for bringing it to our attention.